Archive for October, 2006
Comedian Steve Sabo returns, and this time he’s not looking to make people laugh – he’s looking to fight. You see, Steve has thoughts that maybe, one day, he’d be able to compete in the Ultimate Fighting Championship. He describes his anger issues, a connection to a past UFC star and shows complete disregard for his own health and safety. Who would he like to fight? Is this the birth of the Corey and Joel Fighting League? Steve’s so delusional he even wants to bang Rachael Ray. Also, comedy booking 101, Corey gives an FAQ on cholos, naked girls in hotel corridors, and what are America’s blacks doing in Cracker Barrel?
Right click here to download – 80 minutes, 33 megs
Steve grapples with his first foe, a defenseless Joel
It’s a special occasion when our announcer Rob Rose can actually sit in on the show, but this is it. Rob and the guys discuss the Death Pool, as Joel cashed in recently with Freddy Fender. Corey speculates on what it’s going to take for him to win – a bomb at the Friars Club would do it – and what apparatus is keeping Dick Clark upright these days. We also get you caught up on Fantasy Football where Rob dominates and Joel is his greatest challenger. The second half is dominated by a fresh round of promo recordings for various other shows. Corey seems to hate every other show and lets the other hosts know. Joel prefers some tact, and just wants to be funny and promote the show. The ensuing argument, with Rob in the middle, is an all time classic. Is Corey the King of Dickville? Is Joel too soft on his competeters? Where the hell is Mulberry? All the answers are here.
Right click here to download – 79 minutes, 31 megs
So the scheduled guest doesn’t show up, and it’s 70+ minutes of lethargy from your trusted hosts. In fact, they’re so bored, they do try to do the show from another room over a cell phone. But before all that, the guys try to launch the show’s MySpace page “live”, and tell you the rules of MySpace etiquette – or how not to piss of your “friends”. Then its a discussion about how slutty Halloween outfits make it the greatest day of the year. Also, hot tub stories, a Wikipedia challenge, Joel gets drunk with a gun, and the greatest Halloween costume for 2006 – you heard it here first!
Right click here to download – 72 minutes, 30 megs
Comic and cruise ship entertainer Bill Hildebrandt returns to the show to tell tales of entertaining on the high seas. Find out what it’s like to spend five weeks cruising Alaska. Learn the best ports of call in the Caribbean, and why he’d really like to hit an iceberg someday. The guys also discuss the drama over the now-delayed Corey and Joel roast. Bill’s wife wanted to perform, only to be told the the guest list was too long. That message was poorly translated as “You’re not invited”, and now she’s pissed at Bill, Corey, Joel and the whole world. Also, the return of the celebrity iTunes playlist challenge, and meet our new announcer – Joel’s computer.
Right click here to download – 77 minutes, 31 megs
Bill on the cruise ship (not his body or his wife)